runner

a person, usually a women, who is homely or unattractive and takes up running so that they will have a tight body to compensate for their facial short comings.

When I saw her from afar I thought she was hot but once I got close I realized she's a runner.

by m m m November 11, 2008

Runner

Typically someone who runs from smoke also known as Allyanna Smith

Allyanna runs from the smoke on Fortnite meaning she is a runner

by CoolGuy423 January 30, 2022

runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011

runner

someone who's about to experience a loose fecal event; a Hershey squirt.

"watch out we've got a runner! I hope it's not a rim shot"

by ShadiR December 20, 2008

runner

Runner a woman who has sex with anybody for a little of nothing

There goes that runner she got down with the crew for a blunt,she had sex for a bag of weed with mutiple partners.

by Rick Party February 5, 2017

runner

1) noun: Used extensively on the LIFFE floor to describe the junior employees who did the menial jobs. Often derogatory. Qualifications for female runners were few, and centred around expected giving out of sexual favours.

I can't be arsed to get my lunch, where's a runner?

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

runner

Runner is some kind of a kink in women's tights.

Oh, honey! I've got a runner in my pantyhose!

by Being renovated December 18, 2008