Skip to main content

bloody masterpiece

1. Looking at the towel you laid down after intense period sex
2. A delicious Bloody Mary
Jimmy stood up after sharing rough intimate love making with Jenna, looked back at the mess they had made and proclaimed, “Look at our bloody masterpiece”.
by Squirt Tank November 18, 2023
mugGet the bloody masterpiecemug.

Masterpiece

a work of outstanding artistry, skill, or workmanship.
the word "masterpiece" is used for those works considered, for whatever reasons, as works particularly worthy of admiration.
A: "I love that song, it's a masterpiece, what's it called?"
B: "Yeah, right?! It's 'Simon Says' by NCT 127. They're amazing!"
by fullsun666 November 24, 2018
mugGet the Masterpiecemug.

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot
Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf
by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021
mugGet the cooked masterpiecemug.

paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over
Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.
by mo40 August 12, 2012
mugGet the paint a masterpiecemug.

masterpiece

The Rebound glmm. by Accalia Life.
Person: this is a masterpiece.
Person 2.0: hell no The Rebound glmm was a masterpiece.
i loved The rebound it was a masterpiece.
by iMadeAComment <3 November 11, 2021
mugGet the masterpiecemug.

Normie Masterpiece

A film that's generally hailed as a masterpiece by average movie-goers or non film watchers.

Term coined by YourMovieSucks when discussing Sinners on Sardonicast.
"Despite being Normie Masterpieces, I still think Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are still great films."

"Wow, everyone's raving about this new horror film, looks like a new Normie Masterpiece."

"I can see the cultural impact but I wasn't totally into it. It's a good Normie Masterpiece, for sure."

"Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's Normie Masterpiece, Death Proof is my Favourite."
by BigAlJohnson509 August 22, 2025
mugGet the Normie Masterpiecemug.

masterpiece

An opinion of a piece of art or media that in fact is not a masterpiece. Commonly used by zoomers who have never witnessed music being played, or art being displayed, for its own sake; the usual being a commercial or AMV (anime music video) where all parts are b-rate but somehow convince the viewer of its greatness. Also very often used in epic video game soundtracks (and often with violence or mindless displays of anger overlaid), by those who don't have the attention spans to listen to actual classical music. Books have thus far almost completely avoided the masterpiece-trap, because they require higher than average levels of attention and discernment to progress through.
"That new hobbling Keanu action movie is a masterpiece."

"This hyper-violent anime intro with happy music and no-context emotional sequences is a masterpiece!"
by Torvald The Radianite March 21, 2023
mugGet the masterpiecemug.

Share this definition