janet

stanky bitch willing to suck anyones dick
usually loud obnoxious and annoying

look at stanky janet over there

by janetthestankybitch October 30, 2019

janet talia

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Janet Talia". I like the sound of it.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Helpful Janet

A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.

1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.

by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012

janet cam

The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.

Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.

"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."

by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009

Janet Jackson

Beautiful women that proved that violence is more accepted than sex in the U.S.A.

Conservatives rather show someone getting killed on tv than someone's anatomy.

by Johnnay February 4, 2004

Janet Jackson

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

by Ryan February 3, 2004

Janet Jackson

person who turned superbowl 38 from one of the worst superbowls to one of the best.

when it came to talking about the superbowl people were only talking about Janet's tit and not the predictable, boring ass game

by boy June 18, 2004