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The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
mugGet the The Gru Cardmug.

Grus

A close synonym to gross (as in sick). Something is considered "grus" when you have the urge to want it in your possession or consume it. Often referred to food or clothing.
This Chick Fil'A we got is about to be grus.

Check out this grus sweatshirt I just bought.
by chocolate1234567654321 February 24, 2022
mugGet the Grusmug.

Magma gru

Magma gru Magma gru Magma gru The less you know the better
Person 1: Who is Magma gru?
?????? ?: The less you know the better
by Wyote100 August 15, 2022
mugGet the Magma grumug.

Gru

Gru from despicable me
Gru is so hot
by ADUlrich September 12, 2022
mugGet the Grumug.

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me
Felonious Gru means He is dead
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024
mugGet the Felonious Grumug.

Gru Brees

someone who gon tickle you or fart on you
malih...gru brees just farted on my shit
by poopyhiggs99 January 1, 2025
mugGet the Gru Breesmug.

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