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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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another term for deficating
Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.
by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006
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Crispy Enterprises

A Swedish Full-Time Email Copywriter who provides emails for clients in their voice to grow their sales.

Disciplined, hard-working, and a supporter.
Crispy Enterprises, the top rated Email Copywriter.
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Pioneering THE Enterprise

Pioneering- involving new ideas or methods
Enterprise- a project or undertaking, typically one that is difficult or requires effort

Pioneering THE Enterprise- finding new ways to accomplish Gen Z’s greatest aspirations
Wow! Jacob and Rune are really pioneering the enterprise!
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Friends Enterprises

Friends enterprises is a very funny place, everyone has admin lmao

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Friends enterprises how
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Defunct-enterprises-paradox

When a brand and or organization offers a service and or offering publicly and or privately and everyone thinks they offer a service or offering and then when trying to use the enterprise and or service offering there's missing input requirements which were thus otherwise unplanned for which is mostly a perspective and or viewpoints analysis, which results in the inability to use the services and or offerings. otherwise something goes wrong.
"Did you get any Defunct-enterprises-paradoxes when trying to contact those government and or private sector enterprises regarding what work and leisure activities facilitation you needed done that you couldn't facilitate yourself?" P2 "Why yes, I did, Every time", "And then I complained on multiple occasions, to multiple branches and or sub trenches of supposed service providers" , "And do you think they fixed it?, "Nooooo" , JGD, "Otherwise create your own subversion setting requirement, using your own resources or personal;".
by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024
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bitchboy enterprise

A man/woman who will reproduce to create more bitches like them.
Mazen keeps flexing on Zak, he's such a bitchboy enterprise.
by PixelPatrick April 29, 2024
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