An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 21, 2024
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
by Skippytoilet June 25, 2024
When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 03, 2022
by OverlordObama June 15, 2021
A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!
Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023
by ratchetsaysthings October 04, 2021