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Fuck the bus

The drinking game that gets you smashed. How it works:

Lay out a row of 4 random cards face down. Then a row of 3, 2 and 1 in order to make a pyramid. Each person playing then gets 2 random cards; these do not need to be kept a secret.

The row of 4 is then flipped over and whoever has a card in that row takes a shot.
The row of 3 is then turned over and if you have a card in this row you take 2 shots. The same is then done for the row of 2 cards, only now you take 3 shots.

The last card is fuck the bus. Whoever get this card is asked 4 questions:

1st: red or black?(referring to the cards colour)
2nd:higher or lower? (Than the previous cards value)(A is considered to be 1 so it is lower than 2 and king not higher)
3rd: in between or not? (Is the next drawn card's value inbetween previous2 cards' vale or not)
4th: which suite? (Hearts, diamonds, clubs or spades)

Every time you get a question wrong you take a shot and start again from question 1.

If there are double cards, you take 2 shots for each one shot you were meant to take and triple cards is 3 shots.
Max: "Dude how did Steve drunk so quickly? It's been 10 minutes"
Sarah: "He got fuck the bus"

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There is no winners or losers in fuck the bus. Only drunks.

Unless you count getting smashed as a win.
by XNellax September 17, 2016
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til the Bus Out

1.Until the very end.
2.You are there through the entire process (ride).
Friend: "Are you in?"
You: "til the bus out."
by Mr.Andrew January 12, 2009
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Thanking the bus driver

Requesting deep anal sex from the fortnite bus driver.
“Yo John thank the bus driver before you drop”
“Ok”
“Hey simon!!! John’s thanking the bus driver!!!!”
by Alpha Jinks August 31, 2018
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Back up the bus

in reference to being told something unbelievable or shocking, means to hold on and go back to what was just said; request to repeat and readdress a comment.
"Whoa. Back up the bus - what did you just say?"

"Hang on - back up the bus. You were doing WHAT last night?!"
by mypseudonym2012 September 26, 2011
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parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.
Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.
by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014
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bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers
by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017
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Thrown under the bus

To be thrown under the bus; A popular term at Boeing and possibly other corporate entities.
When someone either intentionally or unintentionally says something that makes you look bad or points out a mistake you made in front of your peers. This is similar to being backstabbed, but usually the circumstances are much more minor. This is sometimes used jokingly to tell someone that what they said may have crossed the line, or they were stepping on your toes.
"Way to throw me under the bus in there Abraham! I hadn't told any of them they were being transferred, you let the cat out of the bag before I had a chance to tell them!"

"I was thrown under the bus every day Jebadiah, those A-holes have no respect!"
by Ninja787 September 23, 2009
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