Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.

Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

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thatchel

Contrary to popular opinion, a thatchel is a bundle of sticks collected for various purposes.

Sentence usage-- "Joan, go collect a thatchel so that we can burn your in-laws at the stake."

Uses for a thatchel include (but are not limited to) the following:
-roofing your 3rd world home
-beaver damns
-nesting
-fuel

by Cirque June 11, 2006

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teachers ass

A large flat ass.

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.

by Things that justin says September 16, 2017

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Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019

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teachers pet

to be always trying to impress the teacher and get on the good side.
teachers pets include the good kind that's doesn't try and doesn't use it for advantages. others include the teachers pets that do it for the label and the special privileges. but the worst teacher pet includes the kind that do it so when students dob them in the teachers don't believe it.

man I wish I was one of those teachers pets
I hate that girl, she is such a teachers pet

by Cassandra Fuziness March 18, 2015

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