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ALVIN THAI LIM,

You should get both your BUM CHUMS in check.
MILES MULTANI and ALI, THAI -you didn't train these DING DONG'S well enough that they could pull fast one on those individuals. They both caught on within seconds. The one individual said your NIKKI'S ROAD HOUSE stint was real easy to read and the other individual said the same thing about ROXXAN's and the HOLIDAY INN. The ROXXAN's stint you had a whole team in on it but there is video πŸ“Ή footage of MILES MULTANI and ALI running around in the hotel room in their gitch with the strippers etc. MILES MULTANI is wearing Mandy's jean jacket and almost ripped it LOL. It's all on video πŸ“Ή .
THAI: " you guys blew the coup, what the FAK"

MILES MILES: " Suck my Dick THAI"

ALI: " I want to SUCK it"

THAI: " How about both you guys play pool in my mouth but no tips should touch"

MILES MULTANI: " I want the

Thai Snow Storm since there is a storm coming this weekend "

THAI : " you got it "
THAI by THAI πŸ’© February 14, 2025
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ALVIN THAI LIM likes thai thai from time to time but perfers a Thai Poon on his days off then he took his boyfriend on a Thai Honeymoon and be careful of THAI's smile because he has a real Thai Smile .
KATRINA MORDY: " hey HANAHA, what do you like about THAI "

HANAHA: " His Thai Smile πŸ˜ƒ 😍
THAI by THAI πŸ’© February 14, 2025
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This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!

WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them πŸ’‰. πŸ’‹
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?

Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!

GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL

Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.

You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids

-Men's semen

-Meth
-Heroine

-Crack

-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY

-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA

that's made in someone's bath πŸ› tub

tastes like SHIT and is poisonous β˜ πŸ’€
-Your Diamonds πŸ’Ž are pure garbage

just like you.

No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes πŸ‘πŸ‘€ are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?

HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips πŸ’‹ are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "

KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "

HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "

KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "

HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "

Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.

KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!

HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❀. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "

KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "

HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "

RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had

Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean πŸ˜‰. "

HANAHA " OH , BOY "

KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
Thai by THAI πŸ’© February 14, 2025
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
SILVIA: Thai, wtf are you doing ?

Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.

SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
Thai by THAI πŸ’© February 16, 2025
Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI 🐼 & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI 🐼 : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI 🐼 : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI 🐼

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO 🍜 SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI 🐼 with the use of my DICK!

ALI 🐼 : MILES MULTANI I LOVE πŸ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: πŸ’‹πŸ‘…πŸ’¦

ALI 🐼:.πŸ’‹πŸ‘…πŸ’¦
Thai by THAI πŸ’© February 16, 2025
THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM

πŸ’‹πŸ’ŠπŸ’‹πŸ’‰πŸ’‹πŸ’ŠπŸ’‹πŸ’‰πŸ’‹πŸ’ŠπŸ’‹πŸ’‰πŸ’‹πŸ’Š

We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL πŸ’… SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?

You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ HAIL MARYπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

🎡🎡🎡
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "

21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH πŸ’₯πŸ’₯
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me

SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?

RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.

SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??

RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.

KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
THAI by THAI πŸ’© February 17, 2025
ALVIN THAI LIM

OR

THAI

Thai is in the industry of doing πŸ’… NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a

Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI πŸ‘…πŸŒΆ
Thai by THAI πŸ’© February 18, 2025