A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022
A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
When a female wants a hug from her male partner meaning nothing more than the hug chest to chest and her arms up under his underarms and over his back with her hands on the back of his shoulders without the lead on to sex .
Female “ oh honey come give me a teddy bear hug”...(just a hug nothing more)
male “hmm your turning me on what’s next” female” nothing hun this is just a teddy bear hug”
male “hmm your turning me on what’s next” female” nothing hun this is just a teddy bear hug”
by Deanie December 14, 2018
A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.
by SoapyHose June 19, 2006
A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 08, 2006
When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.
''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''
by DaynaL. July 07, 2021