your teal

Someone who chased you around a public bathroom trying to face paint you as SpongeBob causing you to piss your pants while they attempt to climb up a stall door

NO I DONT WANNA BE SPONGEBOB!!!
AHHHHHHHHH

Who’s your teal person?

by The420microwave August 26, 2023

S teal

someone who has had sexual intercourse with an animal. Specifically a rabbit

That person is S teal

by Aperson293093 July 20, 2016

TEAL FLEMING

HES SHORT HEHE

TEAL FLEMING PLAYS SOCCER AND HES SHORT AND HES SHORT

by TEAL FLEMING IS SHORT November 27, 2023

teal

the cutest cutie bean floofer

do you see that puppy over there? its almost as cute as teal!

by Kasmi October 12, 2021

Teal Potter

Someone who leaves work before 5:30

Frank left work at 5:15, what a teal potter

by Legend27 November 6, 2025

dirty teal

When one has a threesome with two females and everytime he claps those cheeks he smashes the girls heads together.

Woah, bro Those two girls have bruises on the sides of there head someone must’ve done the dirty Teal to them.

by TealWolverine April 27, 2020

Teal Pill

Teal Pillers have flipped the script on women, and created the "Soft Guy Era". Teal Pillers have flipped the script on women, and created the "Soft Guy Era". These men are using entitled women's logic against them in the modern dating scene.

The Teal Pill is Red Pill and Blue Pill adjacent.

Drizzle Drizzle baby!

Teal Pillers all say, "Drizzle Drizzle!"

by Mister Arbiter May 30, 2024