texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.

How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?

by aaa December 24, 2004

Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.

Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.

by TFresh May 18, 2006

teabagees

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.

All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.

by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005

Explosive Teabag

When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.

I can't wait to explosive teabag that LMG noob

by SundanceKid February 9, 2008

British Teabag

Before masterbation empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. Afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you'd like to have a good old fashion tea party with. Make sure they're unknowing of what's about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase "bollocks"!!

So my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me the other day, so i gave that bitch a British teabag! That'll teach her!

by Sesinkio January 7, 2014

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

Teabaggin

1. Act of inserting your balls into a girls mouth for sucking.
2. Placing your balls on one's forehead, usually while they are asleep, and taking a picture or video of it for later shaming.

1. She was teabaggin me when I blew my juice
2. I teabagged him at that pary once

by Carney January 12, 2004