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Missouri Tandem

The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.
Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.
by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021
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tandem guysicle

When two guys stick their thumb up each others asses and scoot down the street.
“Hey Tyler you wanna ride the tandem guysicle? “

“Yes, sure do !”

“Does it have a suck start feature?”
by Nsherm October 4, 2025
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Tandem

Oi bruv mandem told tandem to talk to you
by Emmuhuh January 18, 2025
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Tandem wheelchair ride

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair
Hey baby wanna go on a Tandem wheelchair ride
by Choptastic October 18, 2018
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German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.
- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that
by TinderDerbyChris May 12, 2020
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Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!
by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024
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Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.
We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.
by Shaartvark July 18, 2016
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