tams

1. A particularly enticing rack of boobs. Typically will be perfectly rounded, plump, and size DD or bigger.

2. Theoretical and Applied Mechanical Sciences

Person 1: Yo, Missy has some nice Tams.
Person 2: Bro, I know, she is a total Tamela Jammerson. I wouldn't mind burying my face in them and dying from suffocation.
Nick: Dude, Shut up, you are nice-not.

by Chase Pelican October 15, 2007

tam

a black man who tries to act white however never-the-less is black. He annoys other black men and women by blasting music at them.

For example:
a father to his son "Turn that music down, TAM!"
a stranger to the 'tam' "NAE HASSLE!"

by yerma March 4, 2007

TAMS

"that amuses me slightly"

TAMS is more mild than LOL, which is often used when it is not appropriate.

Captain Awesome: lol is so overused.
alison: terribly
Captain Awesome: Though, I guess it IS easier than saying "That amuses me slightly."
alison: didnt laugh
alison: it just amused me slightly
Captain Awesome: TAMS
Captain Awesome: Bang!
alison: SWWEEET
alison: NEW ONLINE LINGO
Captain Awesome: I'm adding that to Urban Dictionary.

by John Jameson September 13, 2007

tam-line

A really stupid tan line, usually on the face.
Sometimes the result of wearing a mask for fifty years while living in eternal spring.

Tamlin is described as really tan and has been wearing a mask for fifty years. He probably has a really stupid tan line... or should I say tam-line.

by Feysand For Life May 20, 2017

Fat Tam

Fat Tam, as you can see from her name, is VERY fat. She yells at students for no reason at all. Her voice had been recorded once for yelling at a student for 12 minutes. She is the art teacher in LSC, and she sucks even more than Wan Lo.

A: Hi Miss Tam!
Fat Tam:冤枉我!!

by The7Head October 23, 2019

tam shank

the act of loving oneself (see wanking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself

On a Sunday morning Pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank

by Bard Lucy Hume XI May 21, 2006

Fat Tam

An idiot teacher in La Salle College who deducts points when someone answers a question. She is similar to Small Ng.

Student: Ok, Miss Tam.
Fat Tam: One point deducted for that.

by d;fjasdlflkjs e= November 4, 2020