I'm taken

When something is so good that you feel like it controls you.

"That person is hot. I'm taken."
"THEIR VOICE OH MY GOD I'M TAKEN"
"This cake. I'm taken."

by HolyMoly25 March 4, 2016

taken by the horn

when a person is overcome by feelings of intense sexual attraction to another

Crack... "so guru, u got lucky last night?"
Guru... "yeah some poor girl got taken by the horn"
Crack... "so, what happened?"
Guru... "I smashed the hell out of her"
Crack... "job done"
Guru... "and ut"

by LukeTheGuru July 14, 2006

taken' down

v. To have a dominating but consentful sexual relationship with another person.

After their date to the movies Bryan knew that his girlfriend would have to be taken' down.

Some times you gotta make some love, other time you just gotta take her/him down

by Cole Richards December 1, 2005

taken bacon

mature with companionship

your a single pringle im taken bacon with the wifey

by gingerman8518 February 14, 2014

taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.

I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

Taken To Auction

Put down; equivalent to the likes of 'He got owned' or 'She got Pwned'.

Plays on the idea that when selling something at an auction. One usually has to accept any bid, no matter how low it may be.

In other words, your being sold off for small change.

Tex: Yo dawg, did you see the Title Fight last night? The Rattler totally got his ass taken to auction!

by obindustries1 March 20, 2010

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
3) To have ones rich tea biscuit taken away by an aggressor named el hob nob

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by Zatoichi September 15, 2005