Twatter

Twatter means you are besties when you really love each other a lot

Adam and ruby are besties when they actually love each other a lot THEY ARE SOME TWATTERS

by D1.Rhodes October 30, 2019

Twatter

a word for easily offended twitter users who cancel everything.

Don't be famous, or you'll get cancelled by twatters for some joke tweet.

by Grandmadestroyer666 January 27, 2021

Twatter

A slang word for the social media app "Twitter" because of Twitter's allowance of nudity you'll often find a lot of twat in your feed from the sex worker community and ugly girls looking for attention with low self esteem who somehow haven't figured out how to monitize their blown out twats, rather they share them for free, their only payment being complements from men who live in their mothers basement.

This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.

When Sarah openes her Twatter app there is a lot of twats on her feed.

by M.R. AVALON September 12, 2021

Twatter

A name for a big fat twat, commonly used in slang for insulting people you really don't like.

"She's a right twatter she is"

by Anonymous739291 November 7, 2024

twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009