Turd

Turd

Skys turd ! That's the size of a 2 litre Coke bottle you dirty bastard!

by Ob1hwfc October 7, 2019

Turd

It’s somomes who’s slightly annoying you but majority of the time is a spice...

Antoniaaaaaaaaa stop being a turd? !

by Msk2203 May 19, 2018

Turd

A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.

"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".

by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019

turd

The object of desire of a turd burglar.

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.

by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005

turd

what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.

turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.

by gh0stk1d September 9, 2008

turd

a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.

I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.

by Leprechaun dude March 20, 2008

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006