Trophy Trou

The only trou on campus worth starting a relationship with. Just don't let her get you in a scissor leg lock or you might not walk out of it.

I would take that trophy trou home to my mother! Welllll....yeah what the heck.

by SixBowls February 6, 2012

Mirror Trophy

To pop a zit that has enough force to shoot out onto a mirror, then proceed to leave the residue on the mirror for others to see.

"Next time you go to the bathroom make sure to check out my Mirror Trophy."

by Randall Mozier August 31, 2013

trophy virgin

A supporter of a sports team who has never seen his team win a trophy.

Oh you support Dundee FC ?! You must be a Trophy Virgin then .

by Dufc1 June 7, 2016

trophy wife

A young, attractive woman married to an older, more powerful man.

His role in the relationship is to be her sugar daddy and provide her with power and material wealth. Hers, beyond providing sex, is to remind others that he is powerful or rich enough to be desirable to such a woman despite his age and thus to serve as a marker of this status -- hence the "trophy" part. A specialized type of gold digger.

My asshole ex-husband went out and got himself a trophy wife as soon as he made partner.

by Marissa May 11, 2004

trophy fuck

noun - sex with someone/something desirable or unusual purely for the bragging rights

That black guy was just a trophy fuck to her.
That model would be such a trophy fuck.
I did a lion once for the trophy fuck.

by astonefox April 19, 2009

Fuck Trophy

A baby.

She's hot, but she has a couple of fuck trophies and I don't feel like being a daddy.

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Fuck Trophy

1) Proof positive that at some point, somewhere, someone was desperate enough to fuck you.
2) Hell-spawn sprung forth from your loins

Think you could shut your fuck trophy up so that the rest of the restaurant could enjoy their dinner?

by scynthious April 24, 2010