areola trampoline

Used to describe a woman's very large areolas. They are big enough to jump on like a trampoline.
Last night I jumped around on her areola trampolines.
by Mossytwat October 6, 2008
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Squirrel on a Trampoline

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .
by Haught Carl December 20, 2009
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Waistband Trampoline

A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018
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trampoline titties

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".
Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.
by northernlord November 19, 2017
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alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".
by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016
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trampoline time

When a (mommy) and (daddy) have a wrestling match at night and you've been awake all night eating (popcorn) while watching (Dora).
i think i heard my mom and dad having trampoline time
by poophead4213 January 15, 2020
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Spanish Trampoline

Spanish trampoline is a Marijuana that gives you such a massive high that you become sexually arroused and want to whack off on eretang. it was first discovered in spain when a young scientist from Germany named Longrod Van Hugendong grew pinapple express in cow shit and then watered it with green apple splaters from the local missionary
yo man give me some of dat Spanish Trampoline shit!!!! mothafucka!!!
by keenan p. March 9, 2009
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