Thundercunt

one whose cuntiness is so advanced you brace for impact

fuck get ready thundercunt is coming!

by puk nyoman August 10, 2017

Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler

Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!

by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016

thundercunt

When a cunt has a loud queef that lets out a sound of thunder, killing everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Person 1: I CANT BELIEVE IT! I KILLED MY GRANDMA! ):
Person 2: Wtf? How!
Person 1: My god damn thundercunt!

by thundercunts4ever April 4, 2011

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

thundercunt

Someone who is such a fucking cunt that the word cunt can't even suffice.

The terrorists are a bunch of thundercunts

by Dubiks October 17, 2018

thundercunt

-shelby hoffa
-a female who is extremely controlling and uneasy to get alont with..

Matt-dude my ankle hurts like a god damn shelby hoffa thundercunt.
Zach-damn dude that must really, really hurt..

by Weber Zach, Miller Matt August 19, 2011

thundercunt

A vagina that queefs a lot.

(a queef for the uneducated among us is a vagina fart).

Straight after sex the woman may queef a few times in succession making her a thundercunt.

by saaaaan1 November 8, 2012