Toad

Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.

"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."

by toadhunter May 29, 2008

Toad

A cute looking circumcised penis :3

Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/

by SmellyToad January 18, 2012

Toad

Totally; okay

Toad

by Croy Croy October 18, 2010

Toad

ugly girl

Eww she's a fucking toad

by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009

toad

means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

by stephie p diddy March 5, 2005

toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman May 25, 2012