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Dandelion

Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
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Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
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The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.
Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.
by Boykitten June 13, 2022
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Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.
Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.
by ChainsawForHands December 5, 2017
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Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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