Cactus

1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him

There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle

by Victoria Knight May 15, 2004

cactus

The only word ever needed to be said, especially on the phone. it's teh best stuffs!

Cactus... Cac-tussssss

by Tim Wochomurka November 17, 2003

cactus

another word for "double-truck" which is a phrase used in newspaper editing to refer to a spead page that has a theme and multiple articles applying to it.

it was created by the nyack high school spectrum editors in chief and advisor.

Mrs Metrakos says "Yo molly, what's our theme for the double-truck?"

Molly "You be trippin g, its cactus now, we be making it blingity bling."

Katie "Cactus...nice."

by Julianfri December 28, 2005

cactus

Cactus, or cacti, is used to describe a noun that is offensive, ridiculous, embarrassing, or down right moronic. Also see: Stupid, Lame, Retarded,

Dude look at my shoes!!!

Um... sorry to tell you this, but your shoes are so cactus...

You have got to be kidding me... I thought they were cool...

by Robert Gillette August 27, 2005

cactus

Means cool, or awesome.

Yo dawg, that car be so cactus!!!

That is so cactus, cuh!!

by Christian Giron. Tampa, Florida January 29, 2004

cactus

a girls vagina

i would pound her cactus

by corey l July 8, 2003

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021