Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

by El Camino Sandman July 22, 2018

Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.

*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"

by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019

tasty_rock

tasty_rock writes good fanfic but it's mainly smut lmao

omg tasty_rock new fanfic was so weird

by swaggyhoe2829 July 12, 2021

Tasty Treats

An Australian word used to describe the sighting of a particularly attractive person or body part of that person.
I.e. the eyes are being given sustenance.

"Dude, eyes left....tasty treats"

"She was wearing a particularly low cut top....tasty treats indeed."

by J-w-d August 31, 2007

Tasty Wastie

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage, libation, cocktail, etc. All beer, liquor, and wine can qualify as a "tasty wastie"

After an afternoon of tasty wasties, Maria dropped several F and N bombs at her in-law's house. Needless to say she hasn't been invited back.

by Ccccrrrreeeddditttt July 2, 2011

tasty tant

Small and gentle area between your ass hole and that big ol cock

When we fucked last night I noticed he had quite a tasty tant

by Big cock daddy April 27, 2014

Tasty boy

The colorful yummy looking tide pod.

I know what you want. That yummy tasty boy

Let's go eat some tasty boys!

by Taterdstruct January 16, 2018