Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

by Skullkan May 2, 2010

air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004

The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.

Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.

by Beastman32 February 1, 2018

tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.

"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"

by InventorOfun December 15, 2021

PINK TASER

When you insert the tip end of a rose toy into the vagina , and the rose suction onto the clitoris and turn it on for maximum efficiency, and then when she is going crazy , insert your index finger into her anus and and watch her shake , like she’s been teased , hence the Pink taser , cause your tasing her pink

I gave Laura a pink taser last night and she lost it man , she’s never gonna leave me now

by Chris the crow June 20, 2023