taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!

Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!

by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020

Taser-brain

Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.

“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”

by Maniacweirdo November 21, 2018

Taser tap

The act of gathering enough static electricity and tapping a woman's clitoris or nipples.

I gave her the old taser tap and she came like crazy. {clitoris} {static} {electricity}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.

Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.

by Beastman32 February 1, 2018