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Dick Snuggies

A smooth, warm habitat for the male genitals to rest in. Usually found between two sizable female breasts. Preferably those of Scarlett Johansen, Halle Berry, and Heather Graham.
by captainberdy November 13, 2009
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Snuggie

a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?
mom can i get a snuggie? no just get a blanket loser.
by AWESOME! March 17, 2009
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Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking
Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.
by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010
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Chum Snuggie

When a guys "chum" goes into a girls "snuggie".
I gave a lucky girl a good chum snuggie.
by Chum Snuggie September 16, 2014
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Snuggie Bear

1. unbelievable

2. outrageous
3.shocking or ta be shocked.
4. to be so insulted

5. a way of verbalizing ones confusion
The Cop's jus pulled him out his car and beat him, I was like "What the snuggie bear".

this dog jus appeared out of the darkness had me all Snuggie bear an shit.

man we was at the zoo and chillin by the lion exhibit when a alarm went off sayin a lion was missing, i was like oh snuggie bear.
by Rah .A.K.A. Cracajac April 28, 2010
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Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.
I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.
by lars one October 4, 2010
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snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.
Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”
by Judgerichie December 7, 2018
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