jamaican swordfish

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off

they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish

by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

Swordfish Summer

A new “trend” where single girlies go out on the town looking to get back on the dating scene. It can be fun, it can be casual, but you take no shit. Self-care and self-love come first, and if anyone doesn’t cut it, you cut them off.

The motto: “Swordfish Summer: look on point, stay sharp, and cut ‘em loose if they act like a shrimp.

“Hey girl, forget about him, it’s swordfish summer!”

“Girl, you lookin’ snatched for swordfish summer!”

“Self-care spring is over and now I’m ready for Swordfish Summer!”

by Word Flirt July 10, 2025

sour swordfish

Having sex with a female who has a yeast infection, the finishes with a blow job.

I'd like to try some sour swordfish for dessert.

by Stinkyfishing88 July 27, 2021

Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

Swordfish

The term used to describe the mother fucking nasty smell of a shemales or heshes pussy/cock and balls.

Close your mother fucking legs or wash your nasty ass Swordfish smelling son of a bitch.

by TerminallyBaked May 23, 2016

swordfish cuddle

Post ejaculation cuddling still inside your girl.

Even though we’re done can we swordfish cuddle?

by WIsctime July 14, 2021

National Swordfish Day

Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).

Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!

Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!

by Notgaymat July 19, 2022