jamaican swordfish

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off

they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish

by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

Swordfish Tittys

When a girls tittys are pointy.

Look she has swordfish tittys.

by Danktittys420 December 21, 2018

Swordfish Summer

A new “trend” where single girlies go out on the town looking to get back on the dating scene. It can be fun, it can be casual, but you take no shit. Self-care and self-love come first, and if anyone doesn’t cut it, you cut them off.

The motto: “Swordfish Summer: look on point, stay sharp, and cut ‘em loose if they act like a shrimp.

“Hey girl, forget about him, it’s swordfish summer!”

“Girl, you lookin’ snatched for swordfish summer!”

“Self-care spring is over and now I’m ready for Swordfish Summer!”

by Word Flirt July 10, 2025

Swordfish

When you wave your penis in front of a mans mouth

"don't you dare fucking swordfish me bro, youll catch these hands"

by Beaned in your mom September 22, 2018

Russian Swordfish in bossmode

When a higher (your boss) constantly bombards you with indoctrinating bullshit and succeeds at "it" .
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.

„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”

by Blueberry anti cancer curd September 30, 2019

swordfish cuddle

Post ejaculation cuddling still inside your girl.

Even though we’re done can we swordfish cuddle?

by WIsctime July 14, 2021

sour swordfish

Having sex with a female who has a yeast infection, the finishes with a blow job.

I'd like to try some sour swordfish for dessert.

by Stinkyfishing88 July 27, 2021