sweeting

excessively drunk at the wrong time, will fuck your girlfriend, no-talent asshole, master cum dumpster eater, resides in Seneca Falls, NY

Dan: You fucked your best friends girlfriend?!
Tim: Uhh yeah
Dan: Way to be a sweeting!

by Bill Sweeting November 22, 2011

sweevin'

the act of swirving and weeving in traffic.

"Don't be sweevin' all crazy! You'll get us killed!"

by Cip-izzle March 23, 2008

Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015