Puma Swede

An adult film star that has a hot body, though it may be surgically enhanced. Her face could use some work though.

Man, I was jerkin it for so long last night, but once I saw that vid with Puma Swede, I blew my load instantly!

Puma Swede by Al Frankenstein October 16, 2008

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dumb swede

Reference to the John Candy movie "Summer Rental". When a person asks a dumb question or does something dumb, they are being a dumb swede.

Person 1: Oh no, I rounded off the head of this screw.

Rich: Righty tighty lefty loosey you dumb swede!!

dumb swede by bluesurf1981 June 18, 2007

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sweden • swede • sweded • sweder • Swede Blood • Swede Dick • Swede Machine • Swede-ophile • Swedeaphile • swedehead

Ginger Swede

A Ginger Swede is a Swedish person with the so-called ginger disease. The ginger disease makes your hair orange and you get lots of spots. There is no cure for the ginger disease, but you can turn to make up. That's where the word Ginger Swede comes in. Almost all Swedish gingers use make up to cover it.

"Heh, look at Fred. He's such a Ginger Swede."
"No I'm not! Are you yoking???"

Ginger Swede by jegr September 26, 2008

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Rare swede

An individual who possesses many strange personality traits or looks a certain way. Primarily used as a term of endearment but can also be used as an insult. (Origin: Yorkshire)

Rare - Strange or unusual

Swede - Slang word for a person’s head

A : Why does James act like that? Does he think he’s funny?
B : Yeah, he’s a a rare swede

A : A rare swede indeed...

Rare swede by CurbYourDictionary March 17, 2021