A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
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Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
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Get the Susan Boyle mug.A female name, meaning "lily," or true beauty. It is derived from Σουσάννα (Sousanna), the Greek form of the Hebrew Shoshannah, which is derived from the Persian shoshan, or "lily."
When spelled "Susana," it is Portuguese or Spanish.
"Susana" signifies someone who is pure and good, possibly because Susana is figured in the Bible twice. In the New Testament she is a follower of Jesus. In the Old Testament apocrypha, she is an innocent young woman falsely accused of adultery after she refuses to give in to the advances of some elders. The men are executed and she is exonerated after God sends Daniel to defend her at trial.
When spelled "Susana," it is Portuguese or Spanish.
"Susana" signifies someone who is pure and good, possibly because Susana is figured in the Bible twice. In the New Testament she is a follower of Jesus. In the Old Testament apocrypha, she is an innocent young woman falsely accused of adultery after she refuses to give in to the advances of some elders. The men are executed and she is exonerated after God sends Daniel to defend her at trial.
And Susana, along with other pious women, ministered to Jesus. (Luke 8:3)
She's a real Susana, you can count on her.
She's a real Susana, you can count on her.
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