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Stupid bitch disorder (sbd) 

Also known as sbd, the signs of this disorder are
1. Owns a hydroflask
2.overly obsesses with turtles
3.says: an I oop sksksksksk
4. Extremely bitchy and annoying
please note that men can contract this this horrid disorder, they are possibly homosexual
“*drops hydroflask on purpose*

AN I OOP SKSKSK OMG STOP USING PLASTIC”
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Stupid Bitch Disease

Describes a woman who has a consistent history of bad choices such as drugs, car accidents, promiscuity.
She wrecked her car and the cops found a gram of H in the console. She's really got the stupid bitch disease.
Stupid Bitch Disease by Badger Burns December 27, 2011

Stupid bitch Allison 

A stupid ass slut bag dating a bitch ass gay fuck that sucks long dick and she takes bubbas long cock in the asshole
Look there’s that stupid bitch Allison with that gay fuck hole jack

stupid bitch clause 

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.
Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.

Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez

stupid bitch syndrome 

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.
i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."