Skip to main content

strumming yourself

A term used to say a girls fingering herself
She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours
by indiekid-1234 May 9, 2011
mugGet the strumming yourself mug.

Stemmer

A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.
Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!
by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022
mugGet the Stemmer mug.

scummer

Someone who hails from swindon or has any affiliation with Swindon Town FC
Look at that kev scummer with his burberry gear on... i'm going to throw half a brick at him!
by Akira August 18, 2004
mugGet the scummer mug.

Scummer

Scummer - An individual who supports Manchester United. Usually without actually having been born or even visited Manchester. This term is especially used by Leeds United fans!!!
You dirty scummer!! = Oi you horrible dirty man utd fan
by LeedsLass1982 September 10, 2009
mugGet the Scummer mug.

joe strummer

Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952 in Turkey.

He gave himself the name Joe Strummer because although he was left handed, he learned to play guitar on a right handed guitar, therefor he could only do the strumming chords.

Pre-1977, Joe was in bands such as The Vultures and The 101ers.

However, he is best known for his work in the punk rock band, The Clash. He wrote most of the lyrics, and shared vocal duties with co-band member Mick Jones. The Clash lasted from 1977 to 1985. They released several great records, most notably "London Calling".

In 1995, Joe signed onto Hellcat records with his group, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.

Joe died on December 22, 2002 of heart complications.

In my opinion Joe is one of the greatest musicians of all-time, and was a really great guy. RIP Joe
1: "Who is Joe Strummer?"
2: "An amazing musician who's life was cut short."
by Jackson Townshend July 23, 2008
mugGet the joe strummer mug.

Scummer

A term of abuse used by football fans for supporters of a rival team. It originates from the word scum, which was first used by fans of London teams, such as Millwall, in the late 1960s. Nowadays, fans of many teams use it. For example, Lincoln fans call Scunthorpe fans the Scummers and it is also the name Leeds fans give to Manchester United fans.
Eric Cantona has gone to the Scummers.
by iwys July 23, 2007
mugGet the Scummer mug.

Slummed

When you're slightly tipsy/buzzed, and you simply refuse to do anything involving physical movement because you just can't be bothered.
Sarah: Hey, you gonna dance?
Joe: Hell no, I'm slummed... you do it...
by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009
mugGet the Slummed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email