strudent

A not so intelligent member of a school administration.

That strudent gave me detention!

by applejuiceforevah November 20, 2011

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Stryder

A Stryder is a wonderful person who's naturally sweet and loving. Stryder's are amazing friends and even better boyfriends, Stryder's are rare and hard to find, if you do find one hold on to him and keep him close. Stryder's make the entire world better.

Stryders and marys are perfect matches, practically soul mates.

by MRoo August 26, 2010

straddle worthy

A man that has qualities that merit straddling.
Usually used by women to reference a man that is particularly appealing to them.
I totally coined this forever ago.. just sayin'.

Girl 1: I'm watching a 'Kyle XY' marathon.

Girl 2: Oh! Isn't Matt Dallas extremely straddle worthy?

by ktcm July 12, 2011

straddle shit

Arrangement where two people shit into a toilet simultaneously. One person sits on the toilet with their legs spread apart. The second person straddles over the first person, positioning their ass over the hole created by the first person's legs.

Artie and Ron both had to shit quickly but only one toilet was available. Artie then suggested they straddle shit so that neither shits his names.

by Ernie and Bert January 5, 2013