Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Mankal Stretch

the act (or acts) of placing one's crotch in front of an unsupsecting coworker's face while turned around. The cowork is said to have been "stretched" when they turn around facing the stretch.

You just got Mankal Stretched!
Man I got the Mankal Stretch 3 times today.

by TheStretcher January 10, 2012

snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

by dlee December 3, 2004

stretchy

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)

by ginlly March 15, 2010

stitch up

A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.

"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"

by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004

Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Pipe stretcher

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.

I need you to go down to the south end and get that pipe stretcher back from the iron workers.

by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014