Straightla

When you are homosexual and have a bff who calls you gayla and then she's straight.

Did you really peef on his lap straightla?!

by Gaylabb May 14, 2022

Straighty

very straight/overly cis

"Straighty moment"
"Wtf?"

by notastraighty December 10, 2022

Straightlessness

the silent suffering of basil

"That kid over there's probably suffering from straightlessness, damn."

by notkenzieee February 9, 2023

straightforwardness

Absolutely super very easy

Bruh, this exam is straightforwardness

by longwordsman May 7, 2023

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.

I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

by richardtation August 10, 2012