A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
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Get the Straddle mug.In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.
W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011
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Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
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Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.
She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.
Mike, is the man.
She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.
Mike, is the man.
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