stonk

A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.

I was enveloped in my own stonk.

by ken dressler August 6, 2003

stonk

a black genital that is so heavy it rips the human ball sack

"I will eat youre stonk" -Gandi

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006

Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down

Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"

by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018

stonk

A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!

"Stick a red nose on your conk/ And let's stonk!"

by Will_A September 14, 2005

stonk

A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.

Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej

by Diesel Daddy June 3, 2009

stonk

1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.

"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"

by Allison Manly January 11, 2007