Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

stinkdink

The stink that gets stuck all over your dink after you poke some dirty broad.

Your roommate: "Man, what's that God-awful stench?"

You: "Sorry dude, I need to wash off this stinkdink. I banged that dirty broad from apartment 6C last night."

by Cardinal March 25, 2004

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

stindian

A stinky Indian, typically an IT professional on H1B visa status. A Stindian commonly eats the stinkiest of the stinky foods, such as chicken vindaloo (extra curry) and curry fried okra. Usually the stindian forgets that showers exist in the universe, or has a very short memory when it comes to the last time he or she bathed. Their olfactory senses are overly non-existent, thus they don't know how enormously bad they smell to the rest of the world. Common stindian names include: Subbu, Ambarish, and Naranayananananan.

Dude, I can't breathe with that stindian sitting next to me.

That stindian's lunch just made me vomit.

Why is that stindian picking his ears and nose and saving the remnants on a torn piece of paper...AGAIN?

by Ed Frost December 4, 2007

stinkin

adjective used to express high enthusiasm over someone, some place, some thing, etc.

she's so stinkin' cute!

by jaybie April 8, 2004

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015