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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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steffen

An over religous homosexual who's life is consumed by the sport of football. Also one who likes boys and young men.
Look at that poor Steffen over there, it must suck sitting on the bench the entire football season, beacuse you plagerized your senior paper.
by fidell March 21, 2008
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Rod Stiffington

A penis that is in the erect status.
Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?

Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!
by meatcurtins July 14, 2010
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Steffen Special

Sex act. when male reaches orgasm, their partner sprays pepper spray/mace directly onto the climaxing party's ass hole.
That party was insane last night! When I went to the bathroom, I walked in on a couple in the middle of a steffen special!
by Stamos Anus September 5, 2011
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Steffen

A man that is very sexy and loves anime. The thing he loves more than everything is oppai (Anime titties)
Omg look at that Steffen he's such a weeb.
by Oppai Sensei February 26, 2018
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Stiffin

A drunken motion of a dude in your group who’s self conscious about being around 5 foot 5 inches but it’s more because he walks around downtown with his boys in the same bumbling sloppy motion that their 5 inch dick wiggles in his power rangers underwear. These types of people are rumored to grow landing strips in their taint areas.
He walk around with his arms dangling around like a T-Rex or.. is This nigga Stiffin?
by Mojoprick January 12, 2019
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Steffen

A wonderful person with golden heart. He is very good at faking a good listener. :P
Steffen is a free, caring and sweet shy guy who loves bubble tea and hates losing weight.
by GrayTiger404 November 22, 2021
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