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Carpet Stainer 

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.
Carpet Stainer by UNAMVU April 26, 2011
A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history
Oh my god!! There is a sweiner over there; don’t disobey any rules or he will cut of your weiner
Sweiner by Sweiner67 April 13, 2020

Stegner Fellowesque 

1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.
This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roommates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.

stegner fellowesque 

1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.
This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roomates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.
stegner fellowesque by Roy Porter December 15, 2008
To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.
Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.
An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.
Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.
Stainer by Cfame March 30, 2013