stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016

calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.

"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."

by Coell May 14, 2005

Gas Station

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.

We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.

by puppy31 November 11, 2017

Masturbation Station

1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.

The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!

by D-Smoov December 9, 2008

station rats

Anyone who looks or acts like the bums that hang around at stations but are not actually bums. The most distinguishing feature of a station rat is the smell - they smell as if they have smoked and eaten garlic for the past six years and not bathed once. This means you, station rat.

Station rat one: Gee, Dylan, yo smell like a kajigger!
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........

by Ratta June 17, 2006

Creamery Station

A safe place where a group of two or more guys can masturbate. Ex: a truck stop restroom.

John had been blueballing all week because he was going to the creamery station on Friday

by SaraField June 13, 2018