stardate

- universal dating scheme used in the popular Star Trek series'

Captains Log, Stardate 47410.2

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

Stargate

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Stargate (a.k.a. Chevron 7) is a re-rack called at 7 cups in which a traditional Beeramid is formed with the 7th cup placed immediately above and touching the apex.

Zack, we need a re-rack against these B.O.O.T. fellows. Let's get the Stargate, please.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Starmate

What you call someone who shares the exact same birthday as you but is not blood related like a twin. Same month, day, and year.

The other day I befriended someone and we happened to be starmates! What are the chances of meeting someone like that!
My favorite actor happens to be my starmate. I can't believe how much of a coincidence that is.

by naokidefines July 17, 2018

Stalemate

When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.

I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.

by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010

stargate

a big circular ring kida flushes sidways, u know what i mean, capable of almost instatanious travel between connecting stargates (usally about 3 seconds), anyway dont get in the way or the unstable vortex (kawoosh) it will sort of kill u, oh yeah matter cannot rematerialise on the other end untill the whole unit has passed through, god speed.

"ya know big round thing flushes sideways" : J O'neill
"tell him mr man who has the stargate is hear" : J O'neill

by Dr Fumbles McStupid August 15, 2006

statemate

someone who lives in your state.

Let's call some of your statemates from up north and take a trip to the Capitol!

by 2AMeconpolicygroup September 27, 2006

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013