Stand up to 

To beat someone physically unconscious

I had to stand up to this guy the other day and he wasn't standing up after I had got done with him

Stand up to by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double 

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

stand-up therapy 

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.

Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.

stand-up therapy by craftyInstigator March 8, 2018

Stand Up Jack 

The ultimate source for knowing anything about music.

Yo, that MTV isn't very Stand Up Jack. It's more like, whack.

Stand Up Jack by John McKay April 6, 2004

Stand up guy 

Michael Franzese

Have you heard of the ex-mob guy, Michael Franzese?

Of course I have! He’s a stand up guy!

Oh ok just wondered!
Fuggetaboutut!

Stand up guy by Gonzorino September 9, 2020

Stand up jet skies 

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

Stand up jet skies by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

Stand up guy 

Michael Franzese

Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!

Stand up guy by Gonzorino September 9, 2020