St. Louis

#1 in baseball and #1 in crime.

-Did you see the Cardinals won the World Series at home in St. Louis?
-Nope, I was too busy being mugged.

by gnick555 September 28, 2009

St. Louis Hello

1. n. a fart

2. n. a purposeful fart (by the man) during sex

During lovemaking, Frank thought it would be funny to give his girlfriend a St. Louis Hello. The next day, Frank's girlfriend dumped him. (They were not in St. Louis.)

by redhen1 August 11, 2014

St. Louis style

anal sex with no lube.. a dry rub.

She let me take her st. Louis style and there was a lot of screaming... from both of us.

by chapsfranklin July 16, 2011

St. Louis Bread Co.

Bagels enjoyed by the awesome people of STL. If you call it Panera while in St. Louis people will slap you in the face and force you to call it the way people say it in St. Louis. Just called Bread. CO.

St. Louis Bread Co. is freakin yummers.

by Mrs.RobertPattinson November 8, 2010

St. Louis

While not technically the largest city in Missouri (that honor belongs to Kansas City, due to some creative annexing and stupidity on St. Louis' part), the entire area's a lot bigger and more influential. Home to Budweiser, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Gateway Arch, this city of roughly 2.8 million people also has some good music, good food and weird customs. It's pretty much Boston-on-the-Mississippi: mostly Catholic, very insular, loves baseball a little too much, has an inferiority complex (here it's with Chicago) that we take out through baseball. It's got a lot of bad points, too: we live too much in the past, we've deluded ourselves into thinking we're either still really important or just a "big small town", and we can't support a football team worth a damn. Overall, it's a very Midwestern city: misunderstood and a little weird.

"Where did you go to high school?"--If you can't answer this question with something an average person born in St. Louis can understand, you're fucked. Seriously.

by kev07 August 19, 2006

St. Louis Blues

The greatest hockey team ever. It is the home team of Saint Louis. They are much better than the Predators. St. Louis Blues' mascot is Louie the Bear, whom is very amazing. They sport a Blue note on their jerseys.

Jason: Ryan, who is the greatest hockey team ever?

Ryan: Well Jason, that would be the St. Louis Blues!!

by jam91 April 1, 2009

Washington University in St. Louis

Also known as WUSTL or WashU by its affectionate students. Basically, a scary top-ranked institution that's described by two adjectives: intense and balanced. Students here are the cream of the crop, the smart and the smartasses, the nerd kings, the future crazy scientists...except they won't show it. The school is set in the laid-back Midwest, so while the students are intense and brilliant, the environment is generally pretty supportive and not cutthroat. It's also a premed haven. Watch out in your science classes...

Washington University in St. Louis is also ranked fourth of all universities in terms of National Merit Scholars. Competition to get in is pretty difficult, though a lot of naysayers of the school think the school rigs its acceptance rate...the naysayers usually turn out to be WUSTL rejects. Just talk to anyone from Washington University in St. Louis like the recent Jeopardy College Championships winner and you'll be blown away both by their brains and their cool.

My nerdy neighbor: Oh man! I got accepted into Washington University in St. Louis!

Me: Did you celebrate by setting off fireworks?

My nerdy neighbor: No? Huh?

Me: There was an explosion coming from your house an hour ago bro...

MNN: Dude, that was the miniature nuclear reaction that I set up in my room...

by aimingforthegold February 18, 2010