Mr Boone is such a squirrel...
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.
by Other Jesus April 18, 2015

One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.
-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
by Beaster December 28, 2005

by Nick&Mo August 7, 2003

A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks
Damn it Squirrel is following us again!
by Micky-P April 15, 2006

"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."
"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
by fckasquirrel August 1, 2009

" man I went to them club and it was wall yo wall filled with nothing but squirrel"
" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"
" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"
by Marco Bengy February 26, 2011

Is a bastardization of Quirrel, which is a bastardization of qurl, which is a bastardization of gurl, which is a bastardization of girl.
Man: Check out that amazing squirrel.
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.
by zirconium November 7, 2011
