Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.
You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.
by icwish August 7, 2012
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See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.
p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.
by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008
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pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.
"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."
by gunner451 August 20, 2006
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The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022
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squinted

when a boy sits with their legs wide
they all sat squinted today
by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023
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Nuke Squint

Man pulls up in a Subaru. "Boy them Nuke Squint's sure do make a damn good car, I tell you what."
by GeneralNohacs November 2, 2023
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The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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