squatter chub

That boner you get when you squat down to take a shit

I went to poop in the woods and I got a squatter chub!!

by Pimpin1234 February 5, 2014

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Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020

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Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

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toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

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shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose

Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty

by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021

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