sperm bandit

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.

She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.

by eClaire May 6, 2006

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

by SeanH September 30, 2004

Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".

"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."

by IBTAL September 21, 2019

sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.

That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".

by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007

Sperm Slut

A woman or girl who has a physical dependence on sperm. She will do anything to get it. Some of them want it in their pussies, others prefer it in their mouths, others like to swallow. The greediest ones will want sperm from multiple males in every orifice in the same daily 'session'. These are hungry girls who are not at all interested in you as a person. Don't be under any illusion, they only want your seed.

Yulia loved to see the precum seeping out of the 'eye'. As she licked it off her mouth watered in anticipation of what was coming. She hoped for a strong, thick, white, gelatinous torrent of cum. She wanted it to spurt out, hot on her lips and tongue. She wanted to savour it, really taste it and enjoy it before slowly swallowing. She loved the slight sting of it in her mouth and in her throat as it slid down to her stomach. She would then drink a little water and prepare herself for another shot. Sometimes she did a tasting if she knew the males. She was proud that she could usually tell whose sperma was who's. Yulia was truly a conoisseur of cum, a sperm slut who gorged on the elixir of life.

by O'Flagherty June 16, 2008

Slurm Queen

An incredibly fat girl exposing her fat rolls through her upper-body clothing.

Ah mate, did you see her fat rolls...she's a proper Slurm Queen!

by JH'82 May 23, 2007

spermageddon

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

by Nicnoc November 25, 2010