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Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014
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Mouth Spout

A person who doesn't bother reading or learning things for themselves but instead makes ignorant comments learned from other ignorant or radical red-neck sources
You are nothing but a Drumpf mouth spout without any opinions or knowledge of your own.

So what trash is coming out of your mouth today, you red-neck, ignorant Breitbart mouth spout.
by Lady Goshawke June 2, 2017
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Whale Spout

When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.

Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.

That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020
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coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.
There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout
by Apokalypse November 13, 2020
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spout

no need to spout profanities, this is a civil conversation.
by omwjoon March 10, 2023
mugGet the spoutmug.

ass spout

well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.
"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."
by ohcaydenmycayden November 29, 2022
mugGet the ass spoutmug.

Out like a spout in a drought

I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!
by Dancecookies43 December 11, 2017
mugGet the Out like a spout in a droughtmug.

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